Pope's Got it Right

By having his funeral at four o'clock in the morning, the Pope got it right. Personally, I've always wanted my funeral at some ungodly hour like 4 am. Why? A couple of reasons:

First of all, if you hold your funeral at such an hour, only your true friends will show up. No fake mourners scrounging for free bagels and lox that early in the morning.

Secondly, I hate how funeral processions tie up traffic. The last thing I want to be remembered for was a traffic jam. At 4 am, this is most certainly not an issue.